How to Get Away with Murder - Starter Sentences

  • Feel free to change pronouns/words to your liking!

  • “I never kiss and tell.”

  • “I wanna be her.”

  • “Do you know who anyone really is?”

  • “Were you screwing her?”

  • “I'm done with your crazy.”

  • “Because I'm not marrying a loser.”

  • “Looks like we have more in common than I thought.”

  • “Hooker Mom turned out to be Bomb Mom. I freakin' love this job!”

  • “Smile or go to jail!”

  • “I just wanted to do something.”

  • “Well, she can't resist a challenge, can she?”

  • “We are so, so screwed.”

  • “This is what pilates can do for you.”

  • “I just know that everyone hates their boss.”

  • “Let's hear it for the greedy little pig.”

  • “[NAME], smile. You're going home.”

  • “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”

  • “Did you love her?”

  • “She was just lost.”

  • “That's how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken messes that you just clean up.”

  • “I've been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”

  • “I don't believe you. To be honest, I don't even care.”

  • “See? Sexting pays off.”

  • “Oh my god, are you crying?”

  • “Listen to yourself. You just can't stop lying.”

  • “You won't be the first person in the world disappointed by their father.”

  • “Wow, someone have daddy issues?”

  • “That's the best thing I've seen in days.”

  • “Whatever it takes. Isn't that what you said?”

  • “You still feel like making jokes now?”

  • “You forgot his name and he's still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”

  • “He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice. I had to kill him or he was going to kill me.”

  • “He deserved to die. And I'm glad he's dead.”

  • “Take all the time you want. I'll be here.”

  • “Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”

  • “Are you good for anything, or can you only do your job when you're screwing evidence out of someone?”

  • “You're a monster.”

  • “I'm so sorry.”

  • “Please forgive me for what I said.”

  • “So please come home, [NAME]. Come home so we can be together. Come home.”

  • “I have a drug problem, [NAME].”

  • “She apologized to me. That's not something she does. Ever.”

  • “You call it crazy. I call it winning.”

  • “He's not the man we thought he was.”

  • “Hey there, killer.”

  • “You didn't do this. They did. Don't let them ruin you.”

  • “Maybe I'm a good faker.”

  • “When in doubt, shut your mouth.”

  • “I can't sleep without having nightmares. I'm scared I might be going crazy.”

  • “Thank God I don't have a gun or I'd shoot her myself.”

  • “You hurt my feelings. A lot. And I know I should be used to it now because everyone here makes fun of me all the time but you didn't. And then you were mean to me for no reason. Yeah, whatever. I'll, I'll stop being a jerk.”

  • “Seriously, just because my facial hair isn't exactly as luscious as yours, doesn't mean I can't still kick your ass.”

  • “You said you loved me, over and over. But you don't, do you? You love her.”

  • “Don't say that if you don't mean it.”

  • “I mean it. I don't love her anymore. I love you.”

  • “I did it. I killed [NAME].”

  • “You need to leave.”

  • “You do realize I'm not scared to hit a bitch.”

  • “Oh, just throw me down the stairs. (Optional: You did a pretty good job with [NAME].)”

  • “You know I'm not that guy.”

  • “A person can lift almost anything if they're desperate enough.”

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