send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

shieldnarrow:

• who is more likely to hurt the other?
  
• who is emotionally stronger?
  
• who is physically stronger?
  
• who is more likely to break a bone? 
  
• who knows best what to say to upset the other? 
  
• who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? 
  
• who treats who’s wounds more often? 
  
• who is in constant need of comfort? 
  
• who gets more jealous? 
  
• who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 
  
• who will propose? 
  
• who has the most difficult parents?
  
• who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 
  
• who comes up for the other all the time? 
  
• who hogs the blankets? 
  
• who gets more sad? 
  
• who is better at cheering the other up? 
  
• who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
  
• who is more streetwise?
  
• who is more wise?
  
• who’s the shyest? 
  
• who boasts about the other more? 
  
• who sits on who’s lap?